“Wealth management?,” we scream at our car radios.

(These being the only form of audio we have in our 20-year-old beaters.)

“What about poverty management?

Stick figures with piles of money

That’s what we could use some help with!!”

Yes, it’s easy not to sell out when you don’t have to.

(It’s just so broadening, don’t you know?)

Figurines with less/more sign

They note that there are a few different approaches you’re free to take to handle this.

So I went in to a high paying field.

Cultivating a certain degree of reverse snobbism is also a valid option.

Women with shopping bags

Single mom and son