“I don’t want that Oscars feel,” he said.

He talked about the show’s precautions, “We all had to get vaxxed to come here …

I did not have a reaction like Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend, okay?

Cedric the Entertainer in a hat

I got Pfizer because I’m bougie.

Pfizer, that’s the Neiman Marcus of vaccines, Moderna?

That’s Macy’s.

Nicki Minaj, red carpet

Johnson & Johnson, that’s TJ Maxx, of course” (viaThe Dipp).

His testicles became swollen.

His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding."

Onetweeted, “Not Cedric the Entertainer joking about Nicki.”

Another said, “Omg he’s hilarious.

He had me in tears” (viaTwitter).