Becoming a parent is undoubtedly one of the most exciting times in a person’s life.
That said, it’s also one of the most difficult.
What color will you paint the nursery?
Will youbreastfeed or bottle feed?
And, of course, have you picked out a name?
Ahh, your baby’s name.
Allegra
This baby name is sure to evoke some sneezy memories of allergies past.
According tonameberry,the name Allegra is a baby girl’s name with Italian origins meaning “joyous.”
Perhaps this name would be perfect for a baby destined to be a prima ballerina.
What a shame that such a beautiful name had to be sullied by associations with sneezing and itchy eyes!
Heck, even if you’re not a Paltrow/Martin fan, you’ve probably heard of their kid.
Well, she has her lovely, super-famous parents to thank for that.
And a kid like no other calls for a name like no other.
And that name is Apple.
Just when we thought the world only had room foroneApple!
Colon
Talk about an awkward baby name.
Puerto Rican singerAshley Colonand Puerto Rican wrestlerCarlos Colonare just two examples of people who share the last name.
Who would have thought?
According toThoughtCo, Colon is the 53rd most common Spanish surname.
Let’s just say your last name is Horse.
What kind of cruel and unusual punishment is that?
You go, girl!
Isis
Given the current state of the world, this one is a no-brainer.
Oh, not to mention that Isis was a freaking shapeshifter!
When her husband was murdered, she turned herself into a bird to fly around and find his body.
Like
It’s no secret that social media plays a giant role in all of our lives.
After all, it’s Facebook’s world, and we’re just living in it.
Over abillionof us are on Facebook, so odds are you’re one of them.
Unfortunately, someone has already beaten us to the punch.
Like, for real.
Lucifer
You might be asking yourself, “Do people really name their kids Lucifer?”
The answer, my friend, is yes yes, they do.
Starbuck
Your baby is the light of your life.
No there’s no need to adjust your tweaks you read that correctly.
According toBaby Center, Starbuck has been used as both a baby boy and a baby girl name.
The only upside to this moniker?
The barista at Starbucks will definitely know how to spell it!
Unfortunately for Phillip Phillips, his parents didn’t ask his opinion before gifting him with a double moniker.
The real question is this: What’s Phillips' middle name?
According to the man himself,he’ll never tell.
“We don’t speak of the middle name.
I can’t tell you that one,” he said in an interview, laughing.
